She’s worn this a few times, as it ticks some of her favorite boxes: big shiny buttons (check), heavy, stiff material (check), long-tea length (check). But hey, at least that racist jackass Princess Michael of Kent is there!įor the festival, Kate repeated a black tweed Eponine London dress. It’s just them and a bunch of septuagenarians, octogenarians and nonagenarians left, and the Queen’s health seems to be getting worse by the day. Sometimes I can’t even believe how short-sighted William and Kate really are. They were seated in front and they all looked so… boring. Buckingham Palace confirmed last week that the Queen wasn’t going to this concert, so the “headlining” royals were Prince Charles, the Duchess of Cornwall, Prince William and Kate. These are photos from Saturday night’s Festival of Remembrance. And shoving Harry and Meghan out of the country just highlights how dull, staid and boring the rest of them are. It still upsets me! Anyway, now those old farts don’t have to worry about being outshone by a vivacious, beautiful American. The Festival of Remembrance? Make sure she’s seated all the way back, behind Prince Andrew. Remembrance Sunday? Shove her to the less important balcony.
Trooping the Colour? Shove her to the back of the balcony. One of the things that still makes me mad is how the royal family consistently shoved the Duchess of Sussex to the back.